Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear photo of your bedroom, living room, kitchen, or suspiciously empty first apartment.
AI decor judgment engine
Your room called. It needs a roast.
Upload a photo for brutally funny AI decor feedback, three useful fixes, and a shareable result built for your feed.
One free roast. No design degree—or thick skin—required.
Roast preview
“This corner has the emotional range of an empty waiting room.”
The RoomRoast promise
01
Funny, not cruel
We roast the decor—not the person living with it.
02
Useful after the punchline
Every result includes three realistic ways to improve.
03
Your photo, your choice
You decide whether the roast stays private or hits the feed.
From photo to public humiliation
A better room, delivered with worse manners.
RoomRoast combines entertainment, specific decor direction, and social-ready output in one quick flow.
Take the roast
RoomRoast turns your decor choices into a sharp, funny critique without pretending your landlord-gray rug has personality.
Fix what matters
Every roast includes three practical improvements, so the joke ends with a room you can actually make better.
Share the damage
Generate a social-ready card or video with the roast overlaid on your photo, ready for the group chat or your feed.
Pick your damage
Start with the roast. Pay for the redemption arc.
Try the core experience free, then unlock a deeper plan when you are ready to change the room—not just post it.
The Roast
For curiosity, chaos, and the group chat.
$0
- One AI room roast
- Three practical improvement tips
- One shareable result card
Full makeover
Glow-Up
A one-time room plan with recommendations you can act on.
$9
per room
Everything in The Roast
Expanded glow-up direction
Shoppable decor suggestions
Shareable card and video formats
Before you upload
Fair questions. Honest answers.
Your couch can handle it
Stop wondering. Let the room get judged.
Upload one photo and get the laugh, the fixes, and the post in a single roast.
Roast my room free